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Saturday, May 15th, 2004
6:56 pm


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Sunday, September 21st, 2003
10:08 pm

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my


I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?

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4:32 pm



let the good times roll

current mood: crazy

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Friday, August 15th, 2003
12:50 pm

fatties, call me if yr gonna hang out today. i gotta clean my room & then we'll see whats up, so give me a call 9242493

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Saturday, September 20th, 2003
12:20 am - why we love johnny depp

us fatties are known for our love for the one and only john christopher depp III. good god he is hot.
why we love him:
1. hes fucking hot.
2. we want to do him hardcore.
3. holy shit, he's hot.

johnny depp's parents are god sent. i want to shake their hands. oh god. and do thier son, who by the way, is the same age as my mom.


I KNOW I KNOW!!!! ONLY ONE. johnny mother fucking depp

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12:19 am - mmmmmmm johnny depp!


damn thats just hot!

SO WHATS THE DEAL IS IT A SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE????? cassie get back to me!

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Friday, September 12th, 2003
9:10 pm

driving fatties: 0

hot ass fatties: 5

who needs to drive when your so hot you could stand on the street corner and catch a bus??? HUH????? pssshhh who needs cars

ps. my icon is nice

current mood: bored

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Monday, September 1st, 2003
4:57 pm

it's official girls..


oh yes :D

i love you fatties <33

current mood: bouncy

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Sunday, August 31st, 2003
6:35 pm

holey shit... this is some fucking scary shit...

it fucking dies at the end. what the hell why was this made??

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Thursday, August 7th, 2003
4:25 pm - roll call!

last call, whos coming to the city wed!? we need to work out details (train times & rides.)
1. i am DEFINITLY going, i got the day off.
2. kristen, ray & x say they are definitly in.
3. the only two i'm iffy about is becca (but you said you'll prolly be able to go. just let us know. and you can get on in the st james station if you want, and meet us in the train.) and cassie i'm seriously gonna throw you out a window if you don't go!!!

just leave a comment everyone.
<3 sarah

ps- in case you don't know, train fees will prolly be about $15-20 & we can get our fun pass for the subway (unlimited rides all day) for 7 bucks. holla at me shawtys.

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Thursday, August 28th, 2003
10:59 pm - city.

all the fatties need to go to the city on wendsday. i haven't gotten my work schedule for the next week until tommorow HOWEVER, i will take off if a few of you are in. even if we only go to like, central park and just chill for the day, it would be cool. we don't have to spend alot of dough. let me know. we need an end-of-summer bash, so let's do it girls, lets stop talking about it & just DO it. yes. COMMENT OK@! this means all fatties: becca, kristen, cassie, rayray & xtina. someone call x. i lost her # haha. we really need this bitches, so yeahhh. let me know.

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2003
2:11 pm

have i told the fatties lately, that i love you? have i told you, that i care.

i love you & i care bitches<3

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Monday, August 25th, 2003
10:42 am

hmmmmmm. i really think this girl is talking aobut me.

dont know what i did to make her so pissed.. but if she has a problem with me, she should talk to me.

i hate backstabbers, dont you fatties?

<33 rebecca

ps. i really need some of the fattie lovin SOON.. let's not wait till school starts to get kicked into high gear :D

current mood: amused

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Sunday, August 24th, 2003
10:16 pm - alright fatties...


june 26, 2004 omg you guys~! lol <3

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Tuesday, August 12th, 2003
10:29 am

what a unexpeccted amount of fattie love i woke up to this morning. makes a fattie feel all special haha. yes fattie partay! next weekend (after sahara gets back) we def have to go to the city cause thats what cool kids do and we all know how cool we are.

current mood: blah

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Monday, August 11th, 2003
11:52 pm - no body does it like sara lee

why the fatties rule and always will:

1. i am sarah.
2. kristen will someday marry ewan mcgregor or at least do him and her sister calls me brownie.
3. rebecca has a cat named mookie.
4. rayray's brother is my future husband & she lets me do her hair.
5. cassie has art skills to the maxxxx.
6. the forbidden zone is our holy grail.

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Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
9:52 pm - a proposal

I DO SO DECLARE!!! that us fatties should throw a fatty day when becca comes back from florida. we can have a big girly party and do each others hair and make up and look pretty for back to school. we're seniors guys, its our duty to look hot. not that we arent already. alright girls LET ME KNOW! lets get planning!!!!
<3 sarah

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Thursday, July 31st, 2003
3:20 pm

FATTIES! i wanna go to the beach this weekend damit! come on it'd be fun.. and... fun. with water and hot and nice stuff. haha.

and guess what, i'm gonna make bags cause i'm really really bored. so if you guys want you know just hit me up and i'll give you a discount!

current mood: bored

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12:39 am

im making all the fatties pirate bandanas that i sported today at the helicopters show. hollaaaa

even ask kristen or rayray how cool they are, haha
love, sarah

ps- i'm in love with larry wasil. <3

current mood: silly

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Saturday, July 26th, 2003
9:05 pm

they made a new dirty dancing movie called " havannah nighta".. yo fuck that shit..

i could look better than her...

current mood: disappointed

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